Greta Gerwig directs Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling in Barbie. The movie introduces the world to Barbie by means of a 2001: A Space odyssey monolith monkey scene inspired opener narrated by the inimitable Dame Helen Mirren. It introduces us to the perfectly pink utopia known as Barbieland where all the barbies live and wave at each other “Hi Barbie” “Hi Barbie” with a plastered smile permanently affixed on their faces very much like the iconic plastic dolls.
Margot Robbie plays stereotypical barbie, the one most resembling the original barbie with the impossible figure and perfectly chiseled cheekbones and a tumbling mane of gorgeous blonde hair – essentially Margot Robbie herself. Robbie sets in motion a series of events that threaten to disrupt the utopia when she has the existential thoughts about dying. To fix things she must go on a journey of self-discovery – of sorts. She has to find the girl who is playing with her and to make her happy and not have those thoughts of death and then the balance will be restored, and things will go back to being fantastic in plastic. Safe to say things don’t go as planned. Robbie puts her whole self into this and has the distant vacant stare perfected to near science.
Gosling is Ken to Robbie’s barbie – there’s more Kens but Gosling is Kenough! If Robbie is the physical embodiment of Barbie – Gosling is the physical embodiment of Ken and the psychological embodiment of a Ken as played on an extended SNL skit, his goofiness is just incredible, and you are waiting for him to break character break the fourth wall and look at you with a smirk and a shrug. There is a lot of other actors, some notable and others less so but they all are more a part of set decoration than anything else. Kate McKinnon being the exception – she gets to be a slightly more developed character than the rest. America Ferrara plays Gloria – the mother of the girl whose barbie is Robbie’s real-world counterpart. Ferrara more so than Robbie is the beating heart of the movie, but you wouldn’t know it going off of the extensive marketing.
The production on this is incredible, everything looks fake and shiny, like it came out of acetate lined box. The costume design is incredible with many iconic barbie looks being prominently featured. The music is poppy, the Ryan Gosling solo “I’m just ken” although a bit anti-climactic is still a fantastic song that does more to further the inner dialogue of Ken than most other material Gosling is given to play with.
I really wanted to like this one – I even went in barbiecore (well a bright pink tshirt is about as barbie core as I get) but I was massively disappointed. For a runtime of almost 2 hours nothing of significance happens in the movie. The story meanders from a portrayal of a “life in plastic, is fantastic” to patriarchy on steroids real world. The conceptual setup doesn’t make sense is there 1 barbie in the barbie world for each barbie that a real person plays with in the real world, what happens when a barbie is discarded in the real world – something akin to the toys coming alive in toy story would have atleast helped this make more sense. Also, the barbie and ken role reversals in the real world as compared to barbie world comes about a bit too suddenly and jarringly. There is a tender moment when Robbie tells an old woman she’s beautiful and she retorts “I know” a thing one barbie says to another in barbie land – this would let us believe that the old woman played with barbies in her youth. A few more moments like this would have helped ground the story a bit more. I got why barbie went to real world, I still don’t think I understood why gloria and her daughter come to barbie world. And how gloria’s daughter an angsty gen-Zer verging on goth just suddenly turns pastel-y. Ken brining patriarchy to barbieland and then losing interest in it just as quickly after forgetting to vote it into constitution seemed rushed and inconsequential other than to let Robbie deliver a monologue. Simu Liu was right there – Ryan Gosling being interested in horses and Simu Liu wanting all the other perks of patriarchy would have atleast made more sense, and then Gosling no longer wanting to participate in patriarchy would have been a better logical conclusion. The Mattel execs led by CEO Will Farrell seem to bridge the real world and barbie world by means of acting a fool in both worlds. Much like Barbie if you scratched beneath the surface you’d find a hollow shell of an idea – Greta could really deliver a story that really spoke meaningfully about the absurdity of patriarchy, the burden the society puts on women to look a certain way, act a certain way, and if you ever stepped out of line, you’d be outcast. But instead, we get a movie that is more style over substance, more rhetorical than introspective, more choreographed dance routine than coherent story telling. I wanted to sit with this review to check what my problem with the movie was – was it the “wokeness” or the purportedly women-centric story telling? On the contrary I wanted the movie to be properly woke, I wanted them to struggle to solve patriarchy – at least in barbie world – I wanted it to actually hold a mirror to the society to show them that under the aegis of barbie that allowed little girls to dream about other things than just being mothers they haven’t solved anything. I just wanted Barbie to BE everything but its just not.